標題: Re: [問卦] 中國到底有什麼好考察的?
時間: Thu Jun 11 16:52:25 2015
※ 引述《smd1201 ()》之銘言:
: 官員出國考察不是就是要去學習他國的優點嗎?
: 所以通常會去先進國家學習
: 但是台灣的官員怎麼常常去中國考察?
: 中國貪污腐敗 黑心造假 資訊封閉 環境污染嚴重 沒有民主自由人權 .....
: 到這樣的國家到底是去考察什麼?
三個字,幹女人。
沒有人敢講個事實出來,
也沒有人敢把心底話講出來,
這就是事實。
什麼增進交流啦,招商籌資啦,
什麼考察經驗啦,
你有看過哪個官員出國考察一趟,
他的行政能力就上升的嗎??
他的執政經驗有顯現出來嗎??
其實大家都心知肚明,
你們整天跑對岸,重點都不是早上那幾個小時,
而是晚上那十幾個小時,只是大家都不願意承認罷了。
我軍中認識一個同袍,
退伍之後變成某個老闆的助理,
他的專長沒有別的,尋花問柳的功夫相當高明。
結果他的老闆整天帶著他去對岸"談生意",
我問他你們公司又沒有在經營中國市場,
看你們談了好幾年也沒有談出什麼屁,
怎麼你還沒有被炒魷魚。
後來我才知道,原來他幹炮老闆還幫他買單,
因為他是業界的星探,戰前的斥候,
哪間哪個妹妹那裡有多大他都幫老闆打聽得好好的,
哪天哪個鐘數哪裡銷魂也都安排得好好的,
安全性高又不會穿幫,
因為老闆真的有認真談生意,只是都談不成。
所以我常常看到某某官員又花了多少公帑去哪裡考(ㄨㄢˊ)察(
我就會覺得很感動,熱淚盈眶,
因為看他們出去考察,就彷彿看到我拿錢出來給他們嫖一樣,
我這個時候都會眼濕濕,對著電視說一句:
請連我的份也一起射出來,謝謝。
謝謝你們。
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