標題: [新聞] 我老公溺死了...妻岸邊痛哭 結果「亡夫
時間: Fri Aug 23 14:53:44 2013
1.媒體來源:
ETTODAY
2.完整新聞標題/內文:
我老公溺死了...妻岸邊痛哭 結果「亡夫」叩她付酒錢
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屏東一名蕭姓男子22日和朋友到東港溪釣魚，
水沖走，消防隊員出動搜救，而他的妻子也在岸邊哭斷腸；
居然接到「亡夫」的電話，原來他早就已經游上岸，
屏東縣消防隊22日中午接獲蕭男朋友的報案，
沖走，載浮載沉一會就不見人影；因為正逢潭美颱風過後，
派出大批人力搜救1小時還是沒有消息，蕭妻以為「沒救了」，
喚著丈夫的名字。
沒想到沒多久，蕭妻的手機突然響了，顯示的來電正是「亡夫」
輪胎在溪中漂流1公里，後來爬上岸，
老婆趕緊來付錢。
3.新聞連結:
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