標題: Re: [新聞] 買10元削鉛筆機？林益世夫妻：「儉樸度日
時間: Wed May 1 13:55:36 2013
我與益世不相見已有二年餘了，我最不能忘記的是他的背影。
那年冬天，公公死了，池塘裡的錢也被沒收了，
我從主播變成貪污共犯，打算跟著益世夫唱婦隨。
到法院見著法官，看見燒掉的美金，又想起差點到手的藍鑽，
法官說，“事已如此，不必難過，好在你有黨證！”
回家湮滅證據，婆婆整理了美金跟台幣的帳簿；
又跟地勇公司很有禮貌地要錢辦了喪事。
這些日子，家中光景很是慘淡，一半為了喪事，
一半為了婆婆拿錯贓款交保白花了幾千萬。
喪事完畢，益世要發監執行，我也要到法院聆聽檢察官上訴結果，
到黨部時，有朋友約去遊逛，勾留了一日；
益世因為交遊廣闊，本已說定不送我，
他再三囑咐3、3、23，甚是仔細。
但他終於不放心，怕法官不會判；頗躊躇了一會。
其實我那年已三十歲，法院已來往過兩三次，是沒有甚麼要緊的了。
他躊躇了一會，終於決定還是自己送我去。
我兩三回勸他不必去；他只說，“不要緊，他們去不好！”
我們進了博愛特區，看到了最高法院。我買通法官，
公文太多了，大家得向益世行些小費，才可辦妥。
他便又忙著和他們講價錢。
我那時真是聰明過分，總覺他說話不大漂亮，非自己插嘴不可。
但他終於講定了價錢；就送我上車。
他給我揀定了靠車門的一張椅子；我將他給我的紫貂大衣鋪好坐位。
他囑我路上小心，法庭上要警醒些，不要說溜了嘴。
又囑托法官好好照應我。我心裏暗笑他的迂；他們只認得黨證，
而且我這樣大年紀的人，難道還不能自己作偽證麼？
唉，我現在想想，那時真是太聰明了。
我說道，“益世，你走吧。”
他往車外看了看，說，“我買幾個削鉛筆機去。你就在此地，
我看那邊候車亭的柵欄外有幾個賣東西的等著顧客。
走到那邊候車亭，須穿過公車專用道，須跳下去又爬上去。
益世是一個胖子，走路自然要費事些。我本來要去的，他不肯，
我看見他戴著Gucci毛帽，戴著Cartier手錶，
慢慢走三步路，尚不大難。可是他穿過公車專用道，要走回來，
他用兩手捂著心臟，兩腳奮力往前邁；他肥胖的身子向左微傾，
這時我看見他的背影，我的淚很快地流下來了。
我趕緊拭乾了淚，怕他看見，也怕別人看見。
我再向外看時，他已拿了10元的削鉛筆機往回走了。
過馬路時，他先將削鉛筆機散放在地上，自己慢慢往前走，
到這邊時，我趕緊去攙他。他和我走到車上，
於是撲撲衣上的泥土，心裏很輕鬆似的，過一會說，
“我走了，到法院記得拿10元的削鉛筆機出來表示儉樸！”
我望著他走出去。他走了幾步，回過頭看見我，說，
“進去吧，行政院裡只有3個人上班。”
等他的背影混入來來往往的人裏，再找不著了，我便進來坐下，
近幾年來，益世和我都是東A西討，台灣光景是一日不如一日。
他少年出外謀生，獨立支持，做了許多大買賣。
他觸目傷懷，自然情不能自已。
情鬱於中，自然要發之於外；監獄沒超過200坪便往往觸他之怒。
但最近兩年不見，他終於忘卻我的不好，只是惦記著我，
我北來後，他寫了一封信給我，信中說道，
“我身體平安，惟三餐龍蝦、鮑魚吃膩，
半夜出來喬事情，諸多不便，大約假釋之期不遠矣。”
我讀到此處，在晶瑩的淚光中，又看見那肥胖的，滿身名牌，
唉！我不知何時再能與他相見！
2015年在吳育昇床上
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