phantom的歌劇院: Re: [問卦] 有沒有做直銷的人緣不好的八卦

作者: kurtc (夏日的誤會) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有做直銷的人緣不好的八卦
時間: Mon Feb 6 16:23:06 2012

※ 引述《saufu08 (saufu)》之銘言：
: 原文吃光光

恕刪～

: 只能說
: 做直銷並不是壞事但如果你的出發點只是想賺錢(靠拉朋友加入，而不是
: 真的想分享) 那還是別做來的話，否則真的會損失很多朋友

作直銷不是壞事沒錯，但大多數作直銷拉下線的，

手段都令人不敢恭維，從以
前到現在，被騙去聽過直銷大會，那洗腦程度比希特勒跟納粹黨員精神講話還
要可怕....

幾乎每個人起手式都是『你真的滿足於現況嗎？』，『給我五分鐘，你就會有
改變一生的契機。』我都快要會背了，而且就算你明白拒絕加入也不會死心，
一直要再約你出來說啥聽聽看也好，不買情誼在，鳥咧～一拒絕就一臉死人樣
，我真搞不懂，花七萬買什麼單位還是買電療機，最好電療機市場很大，每個
人都想買啦。

不然就是久久沒聯絡，突然打給你寒暄幾句，約吃飯約喝咖啡，你可能還以為
是老同學聯絡感情，一見面就要找你去直銷會，然後搬出那一套開始洗你的腦
，問你在哪工作，蛤～科技業，那很操又很差很沒前途啦（說的其實也沒錯）
，看我現在作直銷，開ＸＸ車，月收入多少，每天上班幾小時跑跑客戶，多爽
多爽....後來跟其它同學交流才知道，這名直銷人也到處找同學推銷，實際上
卡刷爆了，大家都躲著他。

我那蠢貨老婆年輕時也曾被騙去聽過，還傻傻地想丟錢參加，要不是我菊花一
緊虎軀一震嚴厲阻擋她，還真的會給我跳下去買Ｎ箱清潔用品。

前陣子才接過一通電話，以前班花等級的正妹同學突然打給我，說怎麼畢業後
就不見人影，扯一堆閒話家常，然後問我哪時有空，她要去中壢請我喝咖啡，
這一聽就有鬼了嘛，唸書時，除了意外被分在同一組作專題之外，根本老死不
相往來的人，怎麼可能突然打給你說要請喝咖啡...

難不成是看了『那些年....』之後，突然醒悟想要來一個遲到的告白？

這當然是不可能的事，我直接就問是想拉保險還是作直銷，保險我一家三口都
買滿了，直銷的話我就要掛電話了，不要連朋友都做不成。

平常不聯絡，一找你就是要拉直銷，然後拼命數落你的工作很差，人生規劃很
糟，自己直銷多棒，人生都充滿著彩虹跟歡笑....這樣朋友不跑光才怪。

別說我對直銷的觀感過於先入為主，這樣子搞誰不會反感啦。

忘了說，我沒有跟正妹同學去喝咖啡喔～

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在陪老婆去看了『那些年....』的電影之後，她老人家發表感言了。

老婆：你看看你多好命！！有個初戀老婆一直陪著你，默默在背後支持你。
我　：是一直默默在背後拿刀捅我吧....。

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如果我去喝了咖啡，那可能又會多了一段故事....關於閹割的那種。

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[1;31m→ [33mrichterx [m [33m:的，結果也是帶了那甚麼電療機很悲劇，那時我還在外地 [m 02/06 20:48
[1;31m→ [33mrichterx [m [33m:讀書，就這樣大剌剌的給我家人推銷，從此我就不喜歡直銷 [m 02/06 20:49
[1;37m推 [33mniceling [m [33m:push [m 02/06 20:54
[1;31m噓 [33mDarkerWu [m [33m:偷渡閃光文!!我噓~ [m 02/06 20:54
[1;37m推 [33mSSN700 [m [33m:補推~ [m 02/06 20:59
[1;37m推 [33mvespar [m [33m:K大必推! [m 02/06 21:00
[1;37m推 [33mmelzard [m [33m:菊花一緊!虎軀一震! 啊啊啊斯~~~! [m 02/06 21:04
[1;37m推 [33mTribute [m [33m:哇...是K大(朝拜狀...)^^ [m 02/06 21:16
[1;37m推 [33mharrypotter2 [m [33m:只能推了 [m 02/06 21:31
[1;37m推 [33ma87992772 [m [33m:k大！來朝聖啦！！ [m 02/06 21:55
[1;37m推 [33mexact [m [33m:K大!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [m 02/06 22:02
[1;37m推 [33mauchen [m [33m:K大~~ [m 02/06 22:13
[1;37m推 [33mRefauth [m [33m:k大！！！！！！！！有神快拜！！！！！！！！！！！！！ [m 02/06 22:18
[1;37m推 [33mfacelook [m [33m:簡潔有力 ok [m 02/06 22:38
[1;37m推 [33mAsucks [m [33m:好久不見k大好文 [m 02/06 22:43
[1;37m推 [33mminbyminby [m [33m:K大!! [m 02/06 22:49
[1;37m推 [33mhsnurabbit [m [33m:K大仙推 [m 02/06 23:02
[1;37m推 [33mminesos520 [m [33m:看到虎軀一震，果然是K大XD [m 02/06 23:04
[1;37m推 [33mapek [m [33m:好久不見的K大!!! [m 02/06 23:08
[1;37m推 [33mt6203leo [m [33m:好久不見的K大耶!! [m 02/06 23:51
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[1;37m推 [33mfirstknt [m [33m:k大好久不見！ [m 02/07 06:35

2012年3月23日星期五

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