phantom的歌劇院: Re: [新聞] MAKIYO發聲明：不排斥向司機提告

作者: banditjing (找尋中) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [新聞] MAKIYO發聲明：不排斥向司機提告
時間: Sat Feb 4 15:34:52 2012

威~~~~屋~~~~~~開堂!

前略

宋世傑檢:

大~~人!其實我們才是原告

我們的狀紙在天還沒亮就已經送來了

在那個時候司機還沒送加護病房

官:那你們想告他什麼

宋檢:

告這位開計程車的小司機

把這位日本人的女性友人的~~~~

ㄋㄟㄋㄟ....碰到了!

官:(驚訝狀) 傷的很重阿!

司機妻:可是我老公在加護病房阿...(哭泣

官:對阿~他老公送加護病房了

宋檢:大人~~~~人都會送加護病房的

官:說的也是

司機妻:我老公真的是被他打成重傷送進加護病房的

宋檢:(扇子煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽煽.......

日本仔:我隨便飛身過去打他兩拳

宋檢:打了兩拳

日本仔:我隨便就飛身過去打

宋檢:(用力K了日本仔一下)

日本仔:(驚訝+心靈受傷)

宋檢:有沒有這麼用力

日本仔:有

宋檢毆打日本仔中略....

宋檢:應該是這種勁道了

日本仔友人:宋狀濕...這...

宋:不要問你不夠聰明機智

宋:請問一下妳老公什麼時候被揍的

妻:昨天晚上

宋:何時送加護病房

妻:今天早上

宋:關他屁事

宋:

剛剛我何止揍了他兩拳

如果他在十年八年之後他死了

請問大人你可不可以告我謀殺

官:不行這可不行阿

宋:大人英明萬歲萬萬歲

妻:

本來我老公好好的...

如果不是他我老公不會送加護病房的...

宋狀濕我求求你幫幫忙

宋:(抖了一下?)

你老公會送加護病房是因為他不耐打

妻:我老公他很耐打的...

宋:那麼請問一下我看起來很耐打嗎?

妻:我...我不會看

宋:

既然不會看

你憑什麼說你老公很耐打

宋:大人閒話少說有結果了嗎

官:

有....(思考一下)

能不能給本官一點小小的提示

宋:

沒問題原告ㄋㄟㄋㄟ被碰到了!

但被告突然送加護病房原因不明

原本應該賠償五十兩醫藥費

日本仔的友人:我們不追究了

宋:上路大人~有結果了吧快點判吧

官:

小黃司機行凶

姑念出犯不予追究

叫妳的老公以後就不要再犯了

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本來想到X頭被打斷...太糟了...( 艸 )

假設一下不犯法吧

拜託不要告我我只是假設一下

而且宋先生是莖臣第一狀濕呢

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