[新聞] 野外大號蛋蛋遭毒蛇咬 室友拒代吸毒液

作者: fun555 (fun) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [新聞] 野外大號蛋蛋遭毒蛇咬　室友拒代吸毒液
時間: Thu Feb 16 16:01:48 2012

一名剛到澳洲進行為期一年度假打工的29歲英國男子史考特(Jackson Scott)，
日前深夜結束在酒吧的打工，回到住處時，因為內急想上廁所，就跑到住處外
的樹叢間解決，不料一條有劇毒的澳洲虎蛇(Tiger Snake)看準時機，一口咬住
史考特的陰囊，史考特拖著退到膝蓋的長褲衝進屋內找室友魯迪(Roody)求救，
希望他能幫忙把毒液「吸出來」，史考特說：「我當時心跳快到瘋狂，
眼前也已經出現幻覺」。

但是室友魯迪當場拒絕了史考特的要求。

魯迪當機立斷，飛車將史考特載往40分鐘車程以外的塔斯馬尼亞市區醫院，
由醫生替他注射血清，救回一命。史考特表示，由於居住的郊區十分缺水，
他才想到樹叢間「解決」，就地掩埋，可以省點水。

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