標題: [新聞] 高校女生自慰進醫院 黃瓜斷在體內
時間: Sun Dec 15 13:16:11 2013
1.媒體來源:
akznews
2.完整新聞標題/內文:
寧波某學校女同學在學校食堂購買了一根大號型的黃瓜，
法控制自己的情緒，突然黃瓜哢嚓，黃瓜竟然斷掉，
那女同學用了各種方法都無法將斷裂的黃瓜取出，
進行中。
此事件引起學校方面高度關注，校長，副校長，
，就黃瓜事件所隱藏的食品安全問題做出明確指示：
頭抓起，保證黃瓜的質量一定要硬，表面一定要光滑。要認真審查，
的放心，安心，用上放心黃瓜，安全黃瓜，
3.新聞連結:
http://ppt.cc/~NvV
4.備註:
痾~其實可以來找30CM 的鄉民們來解決...
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