作者: arlenyao (HIKARU) 看板: marvel
標題: Fw: [無言] 神明認證過的白吃問題
時間: Fri Aug 10 10:17:33 2012
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1G8x11Uw ]
作者: Brendan612 (Stellan) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 神明認證過的白吃問題
時間: Thu Aug 9 20:42:38 2012
我對於節日拜拜或者神明生日要做什麼事，
其實都是一知半解都是家人拜我就跟著拜，
當然也因為如此產生了白吃問題全集....
其實會開始問神明問題是因為看到了好幾篇文章說著
藉著筊杯問神明問題發生的趣事，
我想一想我家也有拜關公哪我也要來問一下!(有點長的故事)
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DAY1
先給關公上支香，我就開始問問題了.
我:請問關公現在是本人嗎? (我覺得白吃的點是...應該是本人吧?怎麼可能不是呢?)
關公:沒筊 (我還查了原來兩面隆起是 NO的意思)
!!!!!! 怎麼辦?我當場傻掉了!不是本人呢?哪你是誰啊!!天啊
我開始不斷的腦補起來->不是本人->可能是別的神?
哪如果是鬼怪的話怎麼辦?天啊現在大白天怎麼會讓我遇到這種事?
我也才問第一個問題怎麼會這樣..
馬上在msn上面找人求救，找到了友人A
我:XX我跟你講喔!我現在遇到一件超可怕的事!
A:不是本來就不是本人了嗎?
我:...什麼叫本來就不是本人? 不然它是誰~~~
A:你問他是不是分靈(分身的意思)
友人A就是黑暗中的一盞明燈!! 讓我提起勇氣再去詢問
我:請問你是關公的分靈嗎?
關公:聖筊
!!!!! 原來真的是分靈啊，早說咩害我緊張這麼久.
當天晚上吃飯時,我問我妹說:
妹:這不是大家都知道的事嗎?
我:.......
我又問了我媽:媽你知道我們家關公不是本人嗎?
媽:對啊!是分靈啊? 怎麼了嗎?
我:................ 原來這是大家都知道的常識.
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Day2
早上我媽在拜拜時,我就問我媽說:啊你們在跟關公筊杯時?
媽:拜家裡的不用啦!關公都知道(真假的...)
我就又問我媽:媽關公的神像有點髒呢?要不要擦一下啊?
媽:你要擦要問過關公,可以才能擦!
結果後來我又自己上香了,我決定要把神像用乾淨，開始筊杯
我：關公請問你知道我叫XXX嗎?
關公:聖筊
太強了!!!原來關公知道我叫什麼名字.
我:
關公:聖筊
知道ok以後，
我心想這樣應該OK了!!好收工我就閃人了.
結果後來我媽說要用溼的擦過再用乾的擦，
而且我擦好以後也沒問關公說這樣子行不行?
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Day3
昨天忘了哪我今天就補問好了，
我：請問今天值班這位是昨天的分靈嗎？
關公：聖筊
我：哪請問關公昨天這樣擦拭神像OK嗎?
關公: 聖筊
我:哪關公因為每次擦都要問很麻煩呢? 請問下次擦可以不用筊杯嗎?
關公:聖筊
哪因為最近可能要出遠門，
可能無法保護出遠門的人，哪我當然要來問一下這是否是真的？
我:關公請問 ....你有在提供遠距離安全保護措施嗎?
關公:聖筊
哇賽真的假的 ....原來是沒距離限制.
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Day4
在跟友人A聊天時她告知我說神明也是會值班輪調的，
輪班！！我就想真的假的....還輪班?
我:請問關公是昨天哪位嗎?
關公:沒筊
........完了怎辦?不是昨天哪位?
我:哪請問關公是本尊嗎?
關公:沒筊
....也不是本尊也不是分靈!!怎麼辦?
我馬上就問友人A怎麼辦我家關公換人了呢?
A就跟我說:哪你問他是不是關公身邊的兵將?
我:哪請問你是關公身邊的兵將嗎?
關公:沒筊
完了也不是兵將呢?怎麼辦我又問了A怎辦他不是呢?
值星官我懂咩!!
我:哪請問你是輪到代班的值星官嗎?
關公:聖筊
!!!!原來真的是值星官
我:請問值星官我家的關公明天會回來值班嗎?
關公:沒筊
明天不會回來哪可能有事在忙?
我:哪請問值星官我家關公八月底前會回來嗎?
關公:笑筊
...不就無解不知道?我又怕值星官不知道前幾天我問的事
我:哪請問值星官，你知道我前幾天問神明的事嗎？
關公：聖筊
原來交接有講!!但我怕不同神明提供的服務不同?
我:哪請問值星官，你也有提供遠距離安全服務嗎？
關公：聖筊
友人A跟友人B都認為我從第一天到現在問的問題都很白吃?
所以我決定像關公求證!!!
我:請問值星官啊，你覺得我這幾天下來問的問題很白吃嗎？
關公：
聖筊！！！
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標題: Fw: [無言] 神明認證過的白吃問題
時間: Fri Aug 10 10:17:33 2012
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1G8x11Uw ]
作者: Brendan612 (Stellan) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 神明認證過的白吃問題
時間: Thu Aug 9 20:42:38 2012
我對於節日拜拜或者神明生日要做什麼事，
其實都是一知半解都是家人拜我就跟著拜，
當然也因為如此產生了白吃問題全集....
其實會開始問神明問題是因為看到了好幾篇文章說著
藉著筊杯問神明問題發生的趣事，
我想一想我家也有拜關公哪我也要來問一下!(有點長的故事)
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DAY1
先給關公上支香，我就開始問問題了.
我:請問關公現在是本人嗎? (我覺得白吃的點是...應該是本人吧?怎麼可能不是呢?)
關公:沒筊 (我還查了原來兩面隆起是 NO的意思)
!!!!!! 怎麼辦?我當場傻掉了!不是本人呢?哪你是誰啊!!天啊
我開始不斷的腦補起來->不是本人->可能是別的神?
哪如果是鬼怪的話怎麼辦?天啊現在大白天怎麼會讓我遇到這種事?
我也才問第一個問題怎麼會這樣..
馬上在msn上面找人求救，找到了友人A
我:XX我跟你講喔!我現在遇到一件超可怕的事!
A:不是本來就不是本人了嗎?
我:...什麼叫本來就不是本人? 不然它是誰~~~
A:你問他是不是分靈(分身的意思)
友人A就是黑暗中的一盞明燈!! 讓我提起勇氣再去詢問
我:請問你是關公的分靈嗎?
關公:聖筊
!!!!! 原來真的是分靈啊，早說咩害我緊張這麼久.
當天晚上吃飯時,我問我妹說:
妹:這不是大家都知道的事嗎?
我:.......
我又問了我媽:媽你知道我們家關公不是本人嗎?
媽:對啊!是分靈啊? 怎麼了嗎?
我:................ 原來這是大家都知道的常識.
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Day2
早上我媽在拜拜時,我就問我媽說:啊你們在跟關公筊杯時?
媽:拜家裡的不用啦!關公都知道(真假的...)
我就又問我媽:媽關公的神像有點髒呢?要不要擦一下啊?
媽:你要擦要問過關公,可以才能擦!
結果後來我又自己上香了,我決定要把神像用乾淨，開始筊杯
我：關公請問你知道我叫XXX嗎?
關公:聖筊
太強了!!!原來關公知道我叫什麼名字.
我:
關公:聖筊
知道ok以後，
我心想這樣應該OK了!!好收工我就閃人了.
結果後來我媽說要用溼的擦過再用乾的擦，
而且我擦好以後也沒問關公說這樣子行不行?
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Day3
昨天忘了哪我今天就補問好了，
我：請問今天值班這位是昨天的分靈嗎？
關公：聖筊
我：哪請問關公昨天這樣擦拭神像OK嗎?
關公: 聖筊
我:哪關公因為每次擦都要問很麻煩呢? 請問下次擦可以不用筊杯嗎?
關公:聖筊
哪因為最近可能要出遠門，
可能無法保護出遠門的人，哪我當然要來問一下這是否是真的？
我:關公請問 ....你有在提供遠距離安全保護措施嗎?
關公:聖筊
哇賽真的假的 ....原來是沒距離限制.
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Day4
在跟友人A聊天時她告知我說神明也是會值班輪調的，
輪班！！我就想真的假的....還輪班?
我:請問關公是昨天哪位嗎?
關公:沒筊
........完了怎辦?不是昨天哪位?
我:哪請問關公是本尊嗎?
關公:沒筊
....也不是本尊也不是分靈!!怎麼辦?
我馬上就問友人A怎麼辦我家關公換人了呢?
A就跟我說:哪你問他是不是關公身邊的兵將?
我:哪請問你是關公身邊的兵將嗎?
關公:沒筊
完了也不是兵將呢?怎麼辦我又問了A怎辦他不是呢?
值星官我懂咩!!
我:哪請問你是輪到代班的值星官嗎?
關公:聖筊
!!!!原來真的是值星官
我:請問值星官我家的關公明天會回來值班嗎?
關公:沒筊
明天不會回來哪可能有事在忙?
我:哪請問值星官我家關公八月底前會回來嗎?
關公:笑筊
...不就無解不知道?我又怕值星官不知道前幾天我問的事
我:哪請問值星官，你知道我前幾天問神明的事嗎？
關公：聖筊
原來交接有講!!但我怕不同神明提供的服務不同?
我:哪請問值星官，你也有提供遠距離安全服務嗎？
關公：聖筊
友人A跟友人B都認為我從第一天到現在問的問題都很白吃?
所以我決定像關公求證!!!
我:請問值星官啊，你覺得我這幾天下來問的問題很白吃嗎？
關公：
聖筊！！！
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