標題: [新聞] 他闖我前門，我爆他菊門！2賊被大男屋主
時間: Sun Oct 9 16:42:01 2016
1.媒體來源:
[32m※ [37mETtoday
2.完整新聞標題:
[32m※ [37m他闖我前門，我爆他菊門！2賊被大男屋主抓住，
3.完整新聞內文:
[32m※ [37m文／深海大花枝
天下事情無奇不有，我們異性戀一天到晚喊「SOD都是真的」，
會讓你發現「GAY片都是真的」啊啊啊！！
這起事件發生在美國，54歲的摩根（Garfield Morgan）及36歲的戈登（Kim Gorton）都
是職業小偷。雖然並不道德，不過如果你承擔得起犯罪的風險，
髒錢。然而他們並沒有想到，「挑錯行竊的房子」
他們趁著某個夜晚，潛入一棟無辜受害者的房子。
彰的強姦犯，甚至有個渾名叫做「狼人」。狼人身高200公分，
底是個肌肉棒子。而在這兩個賊行竊時，狼人根本還沒離開家裡。
狼人是名同志，從前遭他毒手的全是男性－－
是強暴罪的常客耶）
於是不太意外地，這兩個賊雖然是異性戀，但在行竊失風後，
gton）的狼人以一打二、撂倒了他們。摩根和戈登被綁了起來，
長達五天。這五天他們一直被當作性奴使用，即使警方救出了他們，
神渙散、始終驚魂未定。
據說事件之所以會曝光，
。至於到底是受到了什麼蹂躪才會發出如此悲慘的聲音，
以法律上來說，雙方都犯下刑案（行竊vs.強暴）。
以一句話抗辯，或許你會很滿意：「他們爆我前門，
n my front door, so I broke in their back doors!）」
4.完整新聞連結 (或短網址):
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5.備註:
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