標題: Re: [新聞] 連勝文「社子島」被罵「權貴才做得出來」
時間: Tue Jul 29 09:22:13 2014
1:3
勝文說：「華山、松山、中山，這
三個「山」就是Mountain的山。」
於是台北便多了三座山。
10:4
勝文說：「我實在告訴你們，社子
島是西北方小島。」語畢，哄堂大
笑。
11:5
見了那老闆，勝文便對他說：「我
實實在在告訴你，我要吃三碗滷肉
飯。」
12:4
勝文見那內湖黑壓壓，便說：「這
裡要有便利商店。」
14:21
勝文就向新生高伸杖，只見那新生
高便沉了下去，地下化了。
15:5
「我是真神豬，我父是餵食的人。
他吃500元的便當，我都吃650元的
下午茶。」
－節錄自『你所不知道的勝文福音』 by民明書房
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